My Continuing Research

I’ve been conducting studies in the arena of biscuits-and-gravy consumption. So far, my results show no noticeable deleterious side effects from a steady diet of Wendy’s biscuits and gravy. It’s been an exhaustive effort, and by exhaustive I mean delicious.

As far as I can tell without an autoangioscopic exam, my arteries are not coated with sausage-flavored plaque. A close examination of my mood, however, would indicate that a yummy breakfast generates a feeling of well-being.

Determining long-term results will be the next phase of my research.

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