I also found this start-to-a-story that made me laugh.
There arenâ€™t a lot of good reasons to enter the sewers, and sparse as they are,
It was about 7:00 in the morning when
Greater, even, than his sixth grade visit to the girlsâ€™ bathroom.
Greater, in fact, than his accident at the zoo in the primate compound.
Even greater, and this is absolutely true, than when he fell from a hot-air balloon and landed on another balloon inflating on the ground below, inadvertently starting a brushfire in the Phoenix City Park.
That’s all there is. But that last line really surprised me. Shame that the simile that sets it up is so awkward.