Places You Can Put Corn

Last week, Rebecca coughed while she was eating some corn.

Then she told me she had coughed a kernel INTO HER NASAL CAVITY.

The rest of the evening was spent trying to dislodge this no-longer-delectable morsel. It was a bust. The next day the irritation waned, and she convinced herself it was all her imagination, and forgot about it.

This morning, she blew her nose and, lo and behold, found the corn. Apparently using some nasal spray had helped enlarge the cavity some, and the kernel could make its way out.

She asked me if I wanted to see it. I said no.


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