In case I don’t make it through this, I wanted to let everyone know why I took my own life with a spoon.
I have a bacon bit stuck back behind/beside my tongue somewhere. It’s driving me crazy. I poked and prodded and flashlighted and Q-tipped and it’s still there.
And it’s a real bacon bit, not soy, so it’s more likely to just hang around and not digest quickly.
I’m considering gargling battery acid.