That damn jolly old elf apparently left our daughter some stomach flu virus, because she was barfing all night last night. It’s been 2 hours since her last episode.
We thought at first that perhaps her system was just rejecting the junk food she’d been fed all day, and explained that might be why she was sick. A little later she said, “I’m never going to eat junk food again. Only healthy foods and good breakfasts. And just Cheerios, not Honey Nut Cheerios.”
Estimated time until that resolution is broken: 10 hours, 32 minutes.